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Hello there Action Figure Fans! Although it is, indeed, Action Figure Friday, there has been a calamity in the AF world! Now that the strike has been interrupted, a new misfortune has befallen the AF's and their legions of fans! Just as natural disasters are ravaging the world, today a semi-natural disaster occurred in Actionopolis. While the producer was taking a nap, a predator of unknown origin struck at the AF camp. This predator reportedly had golden eyes, four legs and big teeth. Reports of casualties are still coming in, but one report described a scene littered with mangled hands and feet. Thankfully, there were no fatalities, but there definitely have been major injuries. More details to follow, later tonight.

Aw, I hope Edward and Bella are okay!

Jacob?!? Sam?!? Bad wolves!

Hope Edward's face is okay. . .

Is Dr. CULLEN in the house???

Where's Esme? Someone obviously needs a motherly scolding!

Oh yes, same old story; we have 3 dogs, and come home to this type of nonsense all the time.

"All right, who chewed the tongue out of this shoe?"

Gypsy: "Rommy, rur rome! Rie roofed rah rirrel!"

"Don't distract me with your squirrel stories, Gypsy. Someone tell me what's really going on here"

Nolan: "Ree rarted rit! Ree rabbed ry roy, ren ree rabbed rat roo, rit relled rood"!

"I don't care how good it smelled, Which of you destroyed my shoe?!"

Buddy: (sigh) "Rit raz Ripsy. Rie rish rie raz ron ronely rhild....."

You have such a great sense of humor!! Love all the Action Figure Fridays!! Keep up the great work!!!

I hope everyone is ok! Keep us posted

Uh oh, sounds like a catastrophe in the 'Plastic World of Twilight'. I hope the ER is free of all other patients so they can get in right away!

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Here is an update on the Action Figure Disaster. It now appears that only two cast members suffered serious injuries in today's incident. Photos and story below. ***Please note: this does not replace the glory that is Action Figure Friday. AFF will return tomorrow, as AF Saturday. Today's incident was just a minor blip in the meteoric streak that is the AF Saga.***

The first victim: Laurent. Formerly sporting one prosthetic leg, it now appears that he will need two, plus a new hand.


Laurent's hand, or what is left of it.


Bella P., service dog to the stars, guards Laurent to prevent further attacks.


Laurent, on his knees (literally), vows to return, tougher and meaner than ever!


Carlisle, crusader for justice, embraces Laurent in a gesture of support and political correctness, musing that this may help ratings.


Paris Hilton, seen in an earlier episode, loses a hand in the incident, and decides that being mauled is "hot."


Bella visits Paris in the ER, but just can't stand to not be the center of attention.


Jacob guards Paris' hand from eager paparazzi who might try to sell it on ebay.


Jacob ponders the possibilities of a spare female hand.


The Culprit: Jasper P. Jasperson, AKA the Dog With Golden Eyes. According to an interview with Mr. Jasperson, he was "just playing with the Action Figures." Apparently Mr. J, after watching a mob of crazed Twilight Moms "filming" (i.e. playing with) the Action Figures at last week's birthday party for Edward, had surmised that this is what one does with AF's. Mr. Jasperson remorsefully stated that he is sorry for his actions and will make reparation by sharing his dog food with the Action Figures.


Well, friends, that is the story of the Attack that was only a Misunderstanding. Tomorrow filming resumes on the latest chapter of the Action Figure Saga. We anticipate a real post within the next few days. Thank you, and good night.

OME! That is too funny!

Poor Jacob, at least he has the extra hand, right?

So, where was Edward in all of this? As he was not mentioned, I hope he is doing great.

OK, this was really my post. I just didn't know my hubby was logged in and I wasn't. But anyways, I'm glad there weren't any fatalities.

Hey, as long as your dog didn't burn the pieces, Laurent should be fine by morning, right?

Truly, this made me laugh just as hard as a full installment of AF Friday! Thanks, hilarious!

Oh the humanity!! or should I say vampanity? lol It must have been one of those animated dogs from the original Hulk movie sneaking in?